Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. “Come come, my dears, you’re safe with me.” Sometimes during freshman orientations, students are…
Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. A student became difficult in a second-floor, physical-science lab yesterday. Nobody shot him.
Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. Once you slice open the shipping boxes that contain your rental textbooks, you are…
Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. The team struggled frantically. But no matter what they tried his body wouldn’t…
Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman Exquisite creatures of all colors and shapes prance about. Snap your fingers, rainbows appear.…
Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman I always knew this would be a humbling experience. One afternoon a group of…
Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. It’s impossible to borrow lecture notes from someone who calls you “Sir.” As a…
Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. The “Freshman Fifteen” is shorthand for the pounds kids put on during their first…
Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. — If you float to the top of the river—the gods have judged you…
Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. Something unnatural is happening in Room 250. Precise rows of seats have been placed…