List of Accomplishments

7 years ago

I can’t do that. Why not? My parents wouldn’t approve. So we call them and ask. They’ve been dead for…

Hush Money for porn stars

7 years ago

Donald Trump allegedly paid porn star Stormy Daniels the sum of $130,000 before the presidential election to keep her mouth…

Donald J. Shithole

7 years ago

Donald Trump has given us Lyin’ Ted, Crooked Hillary, Crazy Bernie, Little Marco and Low-Energy Jeb. This week he may…

Tax Cuts Billboard

7 years ago

The tax cuts just passed for middle-income wage earners are temporary. They'll be phased out in a matter of years.…

Buttocks

8 years ago

Our son was born without buttocks. The bone structure of his ilium was perfectly normal and his “gluts” were standard-issue.…

Firefighter Tom

8 years ago

You’ll find the ladder truck from Fire Station Two double-parked outside our corner coffee shop some mornings.Tom Howard will run…

Happy Holidays, Mr. Trump

8 years ago

...the 'poster boys' strike again. Dear Mr. President, No offense sir, but your campaign to get people to say ‘Merry…

Lost In The Woods (Copy of original)

2 years ago

Wolves happen to be especially dangerous because they dress like grandmothers and say things to throw you off guard. Hungry…

Lost In The Woods

8 years ago

The forest is home to animals that want to eat you. Wolves are especially dangerous because they dress like grandmothers…

Net Neutrality

8 years ago

Dear Friends, this is not a usual 'Out Among Human' post. The Commissioner of the FCC is determined to kill…