Future on the rocks

11 years ago

Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. END OF WINTER, just south of the 42nd Parallel — March has been so…

Blood on the rocks

11 years ago

Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. END OF WINTER, just south of the 42nd Parallel — March has been so…

Financial Scams – Little Red Riding Hood

11 years ago

Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. “Come come, my dears, you’re safe with me.” Sometimes during freshman orientations, students are…

No Gun sign

11 years ago

Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. A student became difficult in a second-floor, physical-science lab yesterday. Nobody shot him.

Rear Window – Book Rental

11 years ago

Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. Once you slice open the shipping boxes that contain your rental textbooks, you are…

First responder classroom

11 years ago

  Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. The team struggled frantically. But no matter what they tried his body wouldn’t…

Wonderland wizard of oz anthropology

11 years ago

Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman Exquisite creatures of all colors and shapes prance about. Snap your fingers, rainbows appear.…

Embarrassment in class

11 years ago

Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman I always knew this would be a humbling experience. One afternoon a group of…

Being older than other students

11 years ago

Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. It’s impossible to borrow lecture notes from someone who calls you “Sir.” As a…

Freshman Fifteen

11 years ago

Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman. The “Freshman Fifteen” is shorthand for the pounds kids put on during their first…