Disabled Man, Gran Via

It wasn’t until the last morning that the sight of the woman supporting a man in distress on the Gran Via finally made sense.

Gran Via, Barcelona – The stroll from Rocafort to the school on Diputación was planned months in advance – twelve minutes each morning, including a stop for coffee to go.

But the plan was soon ambushed by an unsettling sight.

Something had happened to a pedestrian who was being held erect by a woman frantically consulting her phone. There was no walker or medical-supply bag to suggest the man had a disability.

Some mornings later he appeared again, supported again at the same time and place by the woman consulting her phone.

Our professor, Iván Pardon, suggested she may have been one of the many, many Latin-Americans who hire out as caregivers for Barcelona’s “discapacidados.”

“Discapacidado” is the latest in a long series of politically correct words that have replaced previously politically correct words.

Using the discredited “invalido” or “disminuido,” Iván said, can bring a hush over a dinner party. The word “cáncer” has largely disappeared from polite conversation.

Maybe it happens in every language, words that refer to afflictions and injustices are banished with the hope that a new word will ease the pain attached to them.

It wasn’t until the last morning after five weeks that the purpose of the woman supporting her husband or father or client became clear.

She stood alone on the sidewalk as the van from Barcelona’s Institut Guttmann for Neurological Rehabilitation eased into the traffic heading toward the Ronda Litoral.

She seemed relieved. And she looked younger than before.

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Old Men Playing In The Park

‘Generalisimo’ Franco dictated which names these petanca players could be given at birth – the name of almost any run-of-the-mill saint would do.
Plaça de Gaudi, Barcelona — Franco’s Spain dictated how its families were structured, what religious practices were tolerated, what questions could be asked and what media was safe to consume.

The language these men spoke at home as children, Catalan, was forbidden in public.

The Spain of their youth was a mid-century backwater passed over by the Marshall Plan. But that didn’t stop the U.S. from conspiring to keep its fascist dictator in power. The men on the “petanca” court today could tell you exactly what they were doing when they heard Francisco Franco had died. What they felt about the changes that followed might be more complicated.

They were already middle-aged when the XXV Olympics Games transformed Barcelona’s desolate shoreline into the beach that made it the glittering playground it is today.

Success hasn’t come without a price. The conversion of apartments into short-term, airbnb-style rentals is pushing working-class families out their neighborhoods.

‘Petanca’ is still played in the plaza next to the Sagrada Familia. Bragging rights, and who buys the next round of drinks, are measured in millimeters. (If today is any indication, women in the barrio have found better ways to pass an afternoon.)

One liberty these old men have allowed themselves is to pick up their stainless steel petanca balls by dangling a magnet on a string. Their knees and hips, like their country itself, have changed since they were young men.

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Barcelona Street Sweepers

They’re not minor offenders working off their time by doing community service.

They’re professional ‘barrenderos’ who enjoy coveted, full-time municipal jobs with Cuidem Barcelona.

Somehow it’s startling to see a crew of smartly uniformed people, brooms in hand, working their way down a street. The movements of this particular squad seems as effortless and choreographed as a dance troupe.

It’s work, of course, but it’s out in the fresh air in a Mediterranean climate with relatively little rain. It doesn’t seem excessively strenuous and the sweepers come equipped with earbuds and playlists.

Most of Barcelona’s streets run one way. There are lanes for bikes and scooters used year round. Ignoring crosswalk lights can prove dangerous to unsuspecting visitors.

Each intersection is cut on a 45º bias for visibility and light. It turns each corner into a small plaza.

The city is in the process of ‘pacifying’ its streets — closing them off to the motorized vehicles. It’s an idea other congested cities are turning to as well.

Traffic can back up on these narrow urban streets. Traffic lights and road signs aren’t as easy to see as they might be; and parking can be a nightmare. Fortunately an unlimited, month-long Metro pass costs only 20€ ($21.90).

Even during rush-hour it’s rare to hear drivers leaning on their horns. Just as surprising are the sirens on Barcelona’s emergency vehicles.

They sound like they’re carrying someone off to a birthday party.

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Cafe Lady With Guys, Barcelona

Even on the quietest back streets, these sidewalk cafes appear out of nowhere.

BARCELONA – There are hundreds of tiny restaurants with only a handful of tables on the sidewalk and seating for no more than a dozen guests inside.

They use terms like restaurant, delicatessen, cafe and snack bar interchangeably, in mystifying ways. It’s impossible to know if a place is a foodie’s dream come true until the plates arrive. A higher price doesn’t guarantee a memorable lunch.

Many restaurants feature their own specialities and if you ask you’ll hear stories about regional family recipes from the countryside. Sainted grandmothers are credited for all things delicious here in Cataluña.

There will be flavors you can’t identify and even after you check your translation app you may be surprised at what you’ve been served. “Yes, lady, that IS bacon.”

The hole-in-the wall on Corsega named Bar Martin posts a menu of the day that for 10€ ($10.94) offers the choice of a half-dozen first plates and entrees, a dessert and beverage. Two diners will be given a bottle of wine to share.

The lunch will be heavy in rice or pasta or french fries (which alone justify an overnight flight with a stopover in Frankfort.)

There are usually people sitting with a bottle of beer or wine and no food. As much as these establishments pride themselves on their menus, the margins on drinks help keep them afloat.

The woman in the photo, along with her husband, seemed to be working the front and kitchen of Bar Martin without staff. She had to be encouraged to smile.

“Sonrie, sonríe!” whispered her husband. Smile, smile.

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Fallen Angels, S2 E7,

THEY were dreading the knock at the door.

Everybody who has helped the defeated president try to hold onto power has paid dearly.

Steve Bannon is spending a fortune to defy a subpoena. Of course he feeds on the kind of toxic notoriety that would destroy Jane and Dick.

Until the Supreme Court ordered the release of their boss’ documents, the young couple had hopes of executive privilege saving them. And they constantly worry about how taking the Fifth would look on their Linkedin profiles.

“Shove your subpoenas up my ass? Where’d I hear that before?” the summons server laughed.

“Seriously guys,” he warned, “if you don’t show up they‘ll dip you in a vat of acid. And if you do,” he paused expertly, “they’ll disembowel you.”

Gallows humor is big in Bob Krank’s line of work. He wished the couple a nice day.

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