OAH: Mrs. Trump, why won’t your husband wear a COVID mask?
MT: After you tell the world that a deadly Coronavirus is a hoax, wearing a mask would make you look like a fool. Beside Donald has that orange makeup thing to worry about.
OAH: President Trump told Americans to drink disinfectant. Do you worry that Trump voters will follow his suggestion?
MT: I shouldn’t say this out loud but people who are drawn to my husband, God love ’em, don’t always think things through.
OAH: Your husband was pushing hydroxychloroquine until it was found to be potentially dangerous. Did you give it to the First Family?
MT: No, thank God, but Donald has minor holdings in HCQ and his investment advisors thought it would make for good PR optics if I did.
OAH: And finally, Mrs. Trump, how long do you plan to continue social-distancing?
MT: I’ve been social distancing from my husband for years. It’s the only way to keep myself healthy.
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