It wasn’t because Jane isn’t brilliant – she graduated one slot below the top of her class at UT Austin.
And it wasn’t because she’s naive – she trolled reality for the most corrupt president in modern history.
The reason Jane decided to accept the conspiracy theory project is because, for the first time in her life, she’s broke and doesn’t know where her next brunch is coming from.
Dick refused to touch the project and was appalled when Jane signed on.
Jane presented character-assassination takedowns targeting every RINO who voted to certify the election. “They were brilliant concepts,” she bragged to Dick, “and now those scumbags deny ever meeting me.”
“Did you actually expect to get paid by white-nationalists who feed lies to elderly Fox viewers?”
“Isn’t that what we did for four years?” Jane shot back.
“And we got paid for it.” her husband replied.
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