Harlan walked into the storefront compound (recently a shuttered Dunkin Donuts) with something hissing and struggling inside a burlap sack.
“Them two’ll think twice about throwin’ us under the bus.” he declared.
Harlan left a note telling Jane and Dick they’d get Phoebe back after they testify the rioters were “…following the Commander in Chief’s orders” and “…don’t make us sound stupid.”
“What are we gonna do with a goddamn cat?” groaned the one-eyed guy in charge.
“Like we planned to hang Pence!” a guy said.
“Like Junior Trump cut off the tail of an elephant!” another suggested.
“You guys are fucking idiots! We need Dick and Jane on our side.” the one-eyed man replied.
He’s seen the median IQ of his new recruits plummet since the indictments came down.
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