JANE AND DICK met on their first morning at the White House, hired as communication staffers by the newly elected…
THE NOOSE was Dick’s brainchild. And at every opportunity Jane reminded him of just how damaging the optics had been…
It came as a shock when their boss wasn’t reelected. Suddenly Jane and Dick were without jobs. Their combined salaries…
Dick and Jane hate welfare programs. They’ll tell you how welfare makes poor people even poorer, and lazier. The young…
Dick and Jane were part of the White House communications team that promoted the lie that the election was stolen…
Jane and Dick are looking to pick up a few bucks until they land fancy career-path jobs again. Jane checked…
It's hard to believe how many credit cards Dick and Jane have maxed out, and how often they make only…
Jane and Dick are jobless, still, and renting in a neighborhood whose better days are behind it. Career opportunities are…
Dick remarked on how well Kamal speaks English, without the kind of accent so many immigrants struggle to shake. Kamal…
Dick and Jane quietly stopped attending a suburban megachurch which preaches the gospel of personal prosperity. They were falling behind…