The Year of The Spanish Fever

 

The Year of The Spanish Fever

True to character, the old man chose to study the easiest language he could find.

Spanish is a kissing cousin to English. Both have roots in Latin. Words called ‘cognates’ have the same meaning in both languages. He was confident his lips, tongue and throat would be able to do the job. He wouldn’t have to pucker like those poor French people do.

Although the school he chose in Barcelona offered classes for beginners, he signed up for a crash course at a local community college, studying alongside people who were teaching in Hispanic neighborhoods.

They started with hellos, numbers up to one hundred, the hours of the day. They explored words for family, weather, food and vacations. Just learning to repeat a phone number was harder than he expected.

Their Spanish 101 book was full of ‘OJO!’ boxes that warned them to ignore what was taught on the page before. It wasn’t the book’s fault. This isn’t mathematics.

| LOST IN TRANSLATION | Spanish speakers avoid placing blame on individuals. ‘The bumper of your car backed into the bumper of my car.’ they might say. They have a special ‘no-fault’ pronoun just for this purpose.

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Spain gave the old student an enthusiastic welcome.

He was met by natives who enjoy visitors pursuing its languages. Barcelonans use Catalan among themselves but Spanish (Castilian) also enjoys official status.

By day, there are those beaches, boulevards and plazas with startling public art — they’re made for walking. Barcelona isn’t a dense and vertical place like Manhattan. It’s a San Francisco.

By night, the place is electric — or so the old man was told. The kids in his class regularly skipped first period after they had been out at the ‘discotecas.’

The Metro is cheap and reliable. The trains are full of school kids, office workers and grandparents with toddlers. Here are the faces of Europe, Africa and the Middle East. You’ll see beggars and pickpockets.

Topless sunbathers disappear from the beaches just as the time changes in late October. As soon as temperatures dip into the upper 40s, the city starts to parade its winter outfits.

The American’s favorite souvenir from Spain is a national treasure recommended by Professor Noemí Bayona Rodríguez: Radio y Televisión Española is a mix of Rock ‘N’ Roll, Country Classics, British Rock, Jazz, African and Latin American music — mostly by artists he would never have known. The diction is perfect for students of Spanish. You can tune in at www.rtve.es.

| LOST IN TRANSLATION | Don’t be surprised if a Spanish speaker invites you to ‘kiss the bottle.’