Mrs. Trump’s Sketchbook, mask

First Lady Melania Trump agreed to an exclusive one-on-one interview with ‘Out Among Humans.’

OAH: Mrs. Trump, why won’t your husband wear a COVID mask?

MT: After you tell the world that a deadly Coronavirus is a hoax, wearing a mask would make you look like a fool. Beside Donald has that orange makeup thing to worry about.

OAH: President Trump told Americans to drink disinfectant. Do you worry that Trump voters will follow his suggestion?

MT: I shouldn’t say this out loud but people who are drawn to my husband, God love ’em, don’t always think things through.

OAH: Your husband was pushing hydroxychloroquine until it was found to be potentially dangerous. Did you give it to the First Family?

MT: No, thank God, but Donald has minor holdings in HCQ and his investment advisors thought it would make for good PR optics if I did.

OAH: And finally, Mrs. Trump, how long do you plan to continue social-distancing?

MT: I’ve been social distancing from my husband for years. It’s the only way to keep myself healthy.

OAH: Thank you, Mrs. Trump.

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Endangered Species

About a generation ago we passed laws to conserve the wild places that endangered fish, wildlife and plants need to survive.

Some promising things have come of those efforts:

…Wolves reintroduced into Yellowstone

…Chinook Salmon protected by redesign of Columbia River dams

…Eagles and Peregrine Falcons repopulating West after DDT banned

…Northern Spotted Owl wins protection

…Grizzly removed from endangered list

…Red Wolf and Florida Grasshopper Sparrow being breed in captivity (fingers crossed)

The human population was one billion in 1800, today we are nearly eight billion. The more we consume and discard, the less there is for our fellow species. In Darwin’s words, survival of the fittest.

Scientists calculate we’ve now altered more than half of the earth’s land surface. They’re starting to refer to this present in geological history as the “Anthropocene” epoch (from the Greek meaning humans).

They want us to understand that if we continue doing the things that drive animals into extinction, we’ll eventually cross an invisible line and we’ll become one more in a long line of endangered species.

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You Thai

If you sit at the table where You Thai shared meals with his family you’ll feel the presence…of the man whose name is on a marker near where Lake Washington feeds into Puget Sound.

He was You Thai to some; Dad, Gun-gun, Yeh-yeh, Bah-bah and Dr. Tchao to others.

People remember important events as happening before or after the loss of loved ones. You Thai and his family shared more of such memories than most. His grandchildren knew and loved him well.

Birth sets us on a path we can roughly predict. The rites of passage are defined in the greeting-card section of every supermarket.

But the afterlife is trickier.

Religions tell us that ‘to dust we shall return.’ There are particular faiths that treat souls who have crossed over with a reverence bordering on worship.

We shouldn’t assume that being granted a follow-up life is a gift. Hindus and Buddhists see reincarnation as a sentence to doing more hard time here on earth.

Pharaohs built monuments believing they would be immortal as long as they were remembered. Now our ancestors are recorded on our phones, showing the faces and mannerisms they passed on to us.

It is not unusual to talk to the dear departed as if they were still with us. It‘s also not unusual, in quiet moments when we least expect it, to hear them answer us.

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Healthcare Carrot in Ear

We didn’t get to be a great nation by being gullible. But when it comes to healthcare, gullible we are.

We spend twice as much as the Japanese, Canadians, British and French. Two dollars spent on healthcare, one dollar wasted.

And the quality of our care? Forbes business magazine reports the U.S. is not ranked within the top ten for medical outcomes.

Hugely profitable medical, pharmaceutical and insurance interests push the argument that Americans should do battle with medical realities with little or no help from our government. That approach can leave families— even those with good coverage through employers — one tumor, one car crash, one tumble-down-the-stairs away from bankruptcy. (Medicare protection can’t come too soon.)

Politicians financed by the medical industry use the word “socialism” to scare us off of a plan to protect all Americans. They talk of free markets, competition and consumer choice, but our current system delivers on none of those promises.

Try unraveling your insurance riders or tracking the charges from an out-of-network emergency-room doctor, you’ll find yourself at the mercy of higher than average call volumes.

This is an election year. Let the candidates know you have an opinion on healthcare.

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African Women Learning English

Nobody wants these women to speak the English language more than they do.They know better than anyone that their futures depend on achieving a certain mastery of the language we speak.

Some years ago there was an ad for volunteers to tutor immigrants studying English. I responded and found it to be a good fit.

Working with newcomers from a dozen countries started me wondering what it takes to learn a language from scratch. I’ve invested six years trying to answer that question.

Taking a introductory course in Spanish at a community college got me ready to study in Spain. (No reason this shouldn’t be fun, I told myself.) I’ve followed up with classes, evenings of conversation and reading lists ever since.

Unlike my clients I’m under no pressure to nail a language to land a job — and a good thing too. If you ask me a question in Spanish there’s still a better-than-even chance I’ll ask you to repeat it. Sometimes I nod and just pretend to understand.

It’s easy to forget that we learn our childhood language over decades. Our mistakes are seen as normal and even cute. But these Africa immigrants are confronted with an immediate, real-life crossword puzzle of nouns, verbs and adjectives wrapped in contradictions and exceptions. It’s more difficult than I had expected.

But I’m here to predict success for the four of them.

With patience and effort, they will undergo a change that borders on miraculous. Breakthroughs in language often occur at the moment a student is about to despair.

At some point intuitions, hunches and wild guesses prove to be correct more often than not. Patterns become familiar. Word associations kick in. Numbers can be understood. Nuance comes into play and jokes start to make sense.

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