NRA Bans Handguns

05/04/2018 by Pat Shiplett Leave a Comment

DALLAS May 4, 2018 — The National Rifle Association has banned firearms from its annual convention.

That’s very good news.

The NRA insists that the way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. But even it realizes that 70,000 good guys crowded into the Kay Bailey Hutchison Convention Center might end up killing each other while trying to protect Donald Trump and Mike Pence. (Speaker Ryan, are you ready to take the oath?)

Finally NRA members can stop worrying that the big, bad government is coming to limit their Second Amendment rights. The NRA just beat them to it.

John Bolton, National Security Advisor

04/15/2018 by Pat Shiplett Leave a Comment

Imagine a president seriously batshit, barely keeping it together.

Now imagine that president taking national security advice from someone who helped sucker us into Iraq, one of the worst unforced errors in our history.

Donald Trump was close to his first national security advisor until he pled guilty to undermining U.S. sovereignty. He fired his second advisor, a three-star general with an impeccable record, for giving recommendations that made sense. Read more…

Ministers In Bed With Trump

03/18/2018 by Pat Shiplett 1 Comment

Although I preach family values, I’ve climbed into bed with a married man who pays hush money to a pornstar.

Although I shame teenage girls for how they dress I’m okay when Donald Trump parades them half-naked at his beauty pageant. Read more…

Assault Weapons

03/05/2018 by Pat Shiplett Leave a Comment

Our children are murdered at a rate early Americans couldn’t have imagined.Our Constitution holds that Domestic Tranquility, Common Defense and The General Welfare are non-negotiable goals.

A docile, limp-dick surrender to unregulated gun violence isn’t mentioned.

A school shooter with AR-15 technology can fire more rounds in a minute than a colonial minuteman could muster in a hour.
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Hush Money for porn stars

01/21/2018 by Pat Shiplett Leave a Comment

Donald Trump allegedly paid porn star Stormy Daniels the sum of $130,000 before the presidential election to keep her mouth shut. The Wall Street Journal broke the story.

Paying hush money is nothing new. It’s alleged that Trump wives, students screwed over by Trump University and plaintiffs in various lawsuits have been paid handsomely to shut up.

Who else is on the mute list? If Stormy is worth a king’s ransom in hush money, how much more in unmarked bills are his Russian connections demanding?