Mrs. Trump’s Sketchbook

First Lady Melania Trump agreed to an exclusive one-on-one interview with ‘Out Among Humans.’

OAH: Mrs. Trump, why won’t your husband wear a COVID mask?

MT: After you tell the world that a deadly Coronavirus is a hoax, wearing a mask would make you look like a fool. Beside Donald has that orange makeup thing to worry about.

OAH: President Trump told Americans to drink disinfectant. Do you worry that Trump voters will follow his suggestion?

MT: I shouldn’t say this out loud but people who are drawn to my husband, God love ’em, don’t always think things through.

OAH: Your husband was pushing hydroxychloroquine until it was found to be potentially dangerous. Did you give it to the First Family?

MT: No, thank God, but Donald has minor holdings in HCQ and his investment advisors thought it would make for good PR optics if I did.

OAH: And finally, Mrs. Trump, how long do you plan to continue social-distancing?

MT: I’ve been social distancing from my husband for years. It’s the only way to keep myself healthy.

OAH: Thank you, Mrs. Trump.