Impeach Trump

Donald Trump is trashing our elections.

He predicted his opponents would rig the 2016 vote so he’d be able to sabotage the results if he lost.

We now know that those elections actually were rigged — not by his opponents but by Russian operatives. He denied and obstructed and accused duly appointed investigators of treason.

He used political contributions as personal hush money so voters wouldn’t find out about his payments to porn stars. His fixer’s serving time for helping him.

He straight up lied that millions of illegal votes had been cast against him, dragging his Justice Department into his swamp.

And now whistleblowers who followed the letter of the law revealed that Donald Trump strong-armed a foreign power, this time Ukraine, to conspire in our elections.

He insists he can’t be impeached. Article II, Section IV insists that he can.

Note: The Impeach Button is now available here.

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Day of The Dead

Phantoms on the highways just outside of town.The unmistakable odor of ghouls in the cold air just before dawn.

The wails of banshees, inaudible to our ears, forcing birds by the billions to make their way south. Bats eyeing unattended children and household pets as days grow shorter and their feeding hours grow longer.

Those of us who still happen to be alive assemble here at our corner coffee shop to ward off the gloaming. We face the door waiting to see if Brooke Saucier will appear again and lead us in paying respect to those who have crossed into the Great Beyond.

To think of what Brooke is wearing as being a Halloween costume is an insult to our dearly departed. His apparel for “El Día de Los Muertos” is a reminder of the fact that each of us is allotted a certain, defined length of time. You and I and Brooke included.

A full moon was visible for a while last night, until it was eaten by puffy altostratus clouds which, when compared to an antibiotic-resistant intestinal parasite or a wood chipper, isn’t such a bad way to go.

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Trump’s Thumbs Billboard

You don’t need a fact-checker to know when Donald Trump is lying. All you have to do is listen to the cabinet secretaries and Republicans in Congress who condemn his lies after they leave office.

All you need to do is look at the Donald Trump’s tweets, interviews and speeches. He indicts himself.

He invented a boogeyman he named “Fake News” to give himself permission to lie. He uses it to confuse his supporters and to scare off a free press exercising the First-Amendment mission to inform the public.

It’s hard to imagine which is more frightening: a Donald Trump who knows he’s lying but does it anyway; or a Donald Trump so morally addled he convinces himself his lies are true.

When you see his lips or his thumbs moving, you have every right to suspect that Donald Trump is lying to you.

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Jamie McNear

Jamie and his partners played mostly covers until they made it to high school.

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They reverse-engineered the likes of OutKast, Lauryn Hill, Kanye West, Eminem and Jay Z among others. They borrowed and learned. Their skills grew exponentially until at a certain point Jamie turned to the others and said:

“Fuck this! I want to write my own shit!”

Michael, Eli, Henry, Ari and Julian all agreed that they would absolutely fuck this and perform their own shit from that moment on.

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Jamie became the group’s lyricist and vocalist. “I’m no singer,” he admits — but in rap and hip hop that’s not a fatal flaw. He can hold a note and push a rhythm and he’s begun to round tones. It’s not exactly singing but it’s not exactly not singing.

The Manwolves play by ear. Progressions are laid down on keyboard and then cross-jiggered against lyrics, syllable by syllable. All six of the artists contribute. They record in a home studio and send their files to goodly Zen-Master Jim who mentors and mixes them.

None of the six are enrolled in college. They may not see themselves as entrepreneurs but in reality Manwolves is a start-up venture trying to crack a multibillion-dollar industry. They’ve recently opened for bigger names while touring the East and the Southwest.

Who’s to know how far the Manwolves’ decisive ‘fuck-this’ moment will take them?

They may be touring fifty years from now — still selling out Manchester Arena and Madison Square Garden and headlining UNICEF concerts. Of course Manwolves’ fans will demand they perform their epic Manwolves hits over and over and over and over again.

But this time it’ll be different. This time the cover songs Jamie McNear and Manwolves will be performing will be the ‘shit’ they wrote for themselves.

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Driving Across America

There were only a few years between of age of the man with the car and the two younger women who had attached themselves to him.

But their clothes, the expressions they used and the things they had been taught to believe were fundamentally different — their country was doubting its fundamental values.

What the three did share was the new Interstate Highway System. It was being constructed in the name of national defense but was available to anyone who needed to find or escape from something.

They spent 42 hours in a Chevy Vega designed to get to the laundromat and back. They tried every combination of open windows to avoid being strafed by 102-degree temperatures at 80 mph.

To filter out the sounds of passing rigs they cranked up the AM radio, picking up distant 500-kilowatt stations after sundown, flipping around the dial to avoid “I Shot The Sheriff” (who was gunned down on every Top-Forty station that August).

It was in the farm belt with its mechanical fields that the man noticed his thoughts drifting to the string of missteps he had endured during his twenties. Each “welcome-to-our-state” sign seemed to suggest a different character flaw.

The man was modest and hard working. Had been a soldier. You could lend him money and recommend him for a job. But things had gone wrong.

He drove over the Continental Divide, crossed various desert landscapes and reached the Pacific. He visited the Sequoias and waded in the Russian River with naked adolescent girls at the invitation of parents who were among the last hippie holdouts. He pitied them.

The man was exhausted as he retraced the interstates back toward the east. He’d been carrying too much baggage for too long and decided he would unload things along the highway. Every approaching cloverleaf started to look like an option; he imagined better times over the next hill.

For the first time in a long time, it was okay to be alone.

He keeps an igneous rock picked up in Nebraska as a memento of that trip. From time to time he looks at the photo that Holly, the more pleasant of his traveling companions, had taken from behind at a turnoff in Joshua Tree. The black and white snapshot shows a developing bald spot no one had told him was there.

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