Jamie McNear

Jamie and his partners played mostly covers until they made it to high school.

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They reverse-engineered the likes of OutKast, Lauryn Hill, Kanye West, Eminem and Jay Z among others. They borrowed and learned. Their skills grew exponentially until at a certain point Jamie turned to the others and said:

“Fuck this! I want to write my own shit!”

Michael, Eli, Henry, Ari and Julian all agreed that they would absolutely fuck this and perform their own shit from that moment on.

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Jamie became the group’s lyricist and vocalist. “I’m no singer,” he admits — but in rap and hip hop that’s not a fatal flaw. He can hold a note and push a rhythm and he’s begun to round tones. It’s not exactly singing but it’s not exactly not singing.

The Manwolves play by ear. Progressions are laid down on keyboard and then cross-jiggered against lyrics, syllable by syllable. All six of the artists contribute. They record in a home studio and send their files to goodly Zen-Master Jim who mentors and mixes them.

None of the six are enrolled in college. They may not see themselves as entrepreneurs but in reality Manwolves is a start-up venture trying to crack a multibillion-dollar industry. They’ve recently opened for bigger names while touring the East and the Southwest.

Who’s to know how far the Manwolves’ decisive ‘fuck-this’ moment will take them?

They may be touring fifty years from now — still selling out Manchester Arena and Madison Square Garden and headlining UNICEF concerts. Of course Manwolves’ fans will demand they perform their epic Manwolves hits over and over and over and over again.

But this time it’ll be different. This time the cover songs Jamie McNear and Manwolves will be performing will be the ‘shit’ they wrote for themselves.

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We know with absolute certainty that Russia interfered in our 2016 elections.

The Senate Intelligence Committee which is controlled by Trump Republicans, confirmed there were ‘extensive’ intrusions. The Director of National Intelligence (Trump’s guy) condemned Russia’s attacks. Then the president forced him from office.

Robert Mueller warns that even as we speak Vladimir Putin is working to guarantee his tag-team partner a second term.

The Russian machine will again be sliming Trump opponents and will again try to sow hatred among Americans.

Now would be a good time to bookmark a reliable fact-checking site and place it in your browser toolbar. And maybe it wouldn’t be a bad idea if we swore off vodka, at least until after the election.

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Driving Across America

There were only a few years between of age of the man with the car and the two younger women who had attached themselves to him.

But their clothes, the expressions they used and the things they had been taught to believe were fundamentally different — their country was doubting its fundamental values.

What the three did share was the new Interstate Highway System. It was being constructed in the name of national defense but was available to anyone who needed to find or escape from something.

They spent 42 hours in a Chevy Vega designed to get to the laundromat and back. They tried every combination of open windows to avoid being strafed by 102-degree temperatures at 80 mph.

To filter out the sounds of passing rigs they cranked up the AM radio, picking up distant 500-kilowatt stations after sundown, flipping around the dial to avoid “I Shot The Sheriff” (who was gunned down on every Top-Forty station that August).

It was in the farm belt with its mechanical fields that the man noticed his thoughts drifting to the string of missteps he had endured during his twenties. Each “welcome-to-our-state” sign seemed to suggest a different character flaw.

The man was modest and hard working. Had been a soldier. You could lend him money and recommend him for a job. But things had gone wrong.

He drove over the Continental Divide, crossed various desert landscapes and reached the Pacific. He visited the Sequoias and waded in the Russian River with naked adolescent girls at the invitation of parents who were among the last hippie holdouts. He pitied them.

The man was exhausted as he retraced the interstates back toward the east. He’d been carrying too much baggage for too long and decided he would unload things along the highway. Every approaching cloverleaf started to look like an option; he imagined better times over the next hill.

For the first time in a long time, it was okay to be alone.

He keeps an igneous rock picked up in Nebraska as a memento of that trip. From time to time he looks at the photo that Holly, the more pleasant of his traveling companions, had taken from behind at a turnoff in Joshua Tree. The black and white snapshot shows a developing bald spot no one had told him was there.

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Donald Trump was using the fear of invasion by rapists, murderers and drug traffickers to crank up the crowd.

“But how do you stop these people?” he yelled.

“Shoot ’em.” A voice yelled back.

The president smiled and made a joke. The crowd roared in agreement. He had worked the red-hats into the rage he was looking for.

So then a guy who admires Donald Trump and echoes his ideas online, bought a tank of gas, drove to El Paso and shot immigrants dead.

He’ll spend the rest of his life expecting Donald Trump to reward him for following orders.

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Larry The Engineer

The Age of Steam was ending just about the time the Age of Larry was beginning.Larry followed his father onto the railroads.

It wasn’t sorting mail for the post office that particularly interested them, it was the movement and the occasional sensation of weightlessness that being on the line affords.

Larry’s father would take him to visit mail cars, and each summer when they stayed with relatives in the eastern Ohio, Larry would sneak away to explore the train yards.

He worked the rails until aviation and technology revolutionized moving mail. It was a letdown to end up working in a suburban zip code.

A few years later a non-profit dedicated to the heritage of trains had formed and four years after joining as one of its first members, Larry became a fully licensed engineer.

The group rescues orphaned steam and diesel engines from auctions and scrapyards. They consult vintage manuals to repair and maintain abandoned technologies. They’ve leaned on the knowledge of old timers who had worked their farms using steam power.

You need to control steam, Larry will tell you. An engineer plays the throttle to keep for “spinning his wheels” and to guard against superheated backdrafts that play havoc with the all-important bed of coals. A mismanaged steam locomotive is a dangerous thing.

Curves, grades and ice pose problems for a 100-ton engine that rolls on smooth wheels over smooth rails. Even master engineers sometimes need to back up and charge hills again. The children’s book — “The Little Engine That Could” — is testimony to what railroading is about.

Reading the clanks and jerks and the inhaling and exhaling wheezes (which led to trains being called ‘choo choo’ trains) is critical to an engineer. He can see out to only one side while the fireman looks forward from the other. They constantly consult the ground to gauge velocity.

If takes several hours to prime a cold engine. Wood gets stoked first, then the fireman switches to coal to built a ‘head of steam.’ It’s necessary to take on water every 100 miles or so during a normal run.

Many nights Larry stays over in an industrial structure that serves as a bunkhouse for the crews. He’s right at home in the small town with its few cafes and stores.

His children and grandchildren, his lovely and good-humored wife, and anything having to do with Whitewater Valley Railroad vie equally for his affection.

Larry Shiplett is the oldest of three brothers, and is generally considered the most handsome.

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