Just Your Average 68-Year-Old College Freshman
Last-minute cramming for college exams is so common there’s a name for it—it’s called “pulling an all-nighter.” There are students in my classes who pull another kind of all-nighter—staying up and walking the floor with Baby. They’re called “parents.”
Our campus has an Early Childhood Education Center that invites students to bring their child to school with them. They can attend classes and study all day without worrying about a babysitter. Financial assistance is available. You and I pay for this program—it’s cheaper than prisons and the inmates are a lot cuter, assuming they’ve had their naps.
