JANE knows too much.
There are people desperate to get to her before she’s subpoenaed by the House and the DOJ. Rudy is just the latest to get served.
Trump insiders want her to testify that the election was stolen. Proud Boys want her to swear her boss ordered them to riot. GOP lawmakers stay awake praying she perjures herself.
She and Dick have recently been receiving “friendly advice” about staying healthy.
“I don’t know who I’m afraid of most, “ Jane told Princesa Yolanda, ”Did you see the twisted faces on those guys at the Capitol?”
“Relajate, hija.” Yolanda cackled. “I cast big bubble-bubble-toil-and-trouble,” she cackled again, “I make whole clusterfuck go away.”
“A spell that lasts 7 years, okay?” Jane insisted.
