THEY were dreading the knock at the door.
Everybody who has helped the defeated president try to hold onto power has paid dearly.
Steve Bannon is spending a fortune to defy a subpoena. Of course he feeds on the kind of toxic notoriety that would destroy Jane and Dick.
Until the Supreme Court ordered the release of their boss’ documents, the young couple had hopes of executive privilege saving them. And they constantly worry about how taking the Fifth would look on their Linkedin profiles.
“Shove your subpoenas up my ass? Where’d I hear that before?” the summons server laughed.
“Seriously guys,” he warned, “if you don’t show up they‘ll dip you in a vat of acid. And if you do,” he paused expertly, “they’ll disembowel you.”
Gallows humor is big in Bob Krank’s line of work. He wished the couple a nice day.
