Zip Dip

zip-dip-crop4-600pxThe Zip Dip sits by a river that throws its humidity miles around. It gets hot in August and things can go wrong.

The young girl who was just beginning school and did everything asked of her, had more than earned the coins she clutched in her hand. She and her mother, who stayed in the car, had rehearsed how to order her first hot-fudge sundae.

Waiting on the other side of the sliding window was a 16-year-old soda jerk with only a few hours of training under his belt.

The couple who owned the Zip Dip, Florence and Tom, had a second-hand, soft-serve unit that didn’t extrude in easy ripples the way Dairy Queen machines did. It pushed out awkward pegs shaped like sticks of butter.

One day Florence excused herself momentarily — and that was precisely when the little girl came to the window. The rookie faced child alone.

“May I please have a hot fudge sundae?” she asked, exactly as she had been taught.

“Maybe you’d rather have a nice cone instead?” the boy suggested nervously.

“With whipped cream,” she added.

“All the big kids like cones lots better.” he said.

“And a cherry…,” she continued.

“That would cost…”

She stopped him cold. “They promised me a sundae.”

The content and temperature of the creamy whip mix were perfect but bending those sharp corners into graceful swirls was beyond the young man. He tried to cover his failure with extra whipped cream.

There are moral, ethical and legal responsibilities that goes with being a soda jerk but he pushed the concoction across the counter anyway. When the sundae shifted and fell in on itself, the girl filled her lungs and let out a feral scream.

Florence scraped the toppings away and threw the ice cream back into the extruding machine. That would be their secret, she told the young man.

The girl’s mother managed to talk her down as they sat in the car. The child didn’t fall prey to shoplifting or eating disorders as might have been expected.

As for the boy, he learned a lesson that would serve him for the rest of his life. He learned that he didn’t have a knack for doing things, which isn’t a bad thing to know.

After closing the Zip Dip for the season, Florence and Tom spent their winter in Hialeah as they always did, relaxing in the sun and playing the ponies.
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Steve’s Retina

steve-miller-close-up-on-eye-600pxThe vision in
his right eye gave out on a Friday afternoon, just like that. There was no warning.

It was an immediate loss.

He looked in the mirror but he didn’t see anything unusual. His ophthalmologist had mentioned he would need cataract work one day but it would be safe and routine and Steve shouldn’t worry.

He read using one eye before going to sleep that night, hoping his sight would be normal in the morning. It wasn’t.

Someone knew of an ophthalmologist who sees patients on Saturdays. It was brutally hot and many patients had cancelled, there would be an opening that same afternoon.

The ophthalmologist pressured Steve to go “immediately” to a far suburb to see a retina guy he knew but didn’t bother to explain why.

The idea of spending a Saturday afternoon in a cab wasn’t at all appealing so he signed into an emergency room instead. They told him that yes, he needed to get out to that retina specialist as quickly as possible.

Steve worried he had he squandered a critical hour.

The retina surgeon used a scarring technique known as “cryo” to staunch the spread of sub-retinal fluid. It was successful. But no guarantees.

Getting home was a nightmare. Storm-flooded arterials and seasonal construction were everywhere. A cabbie tried to refuse the long, difficult fare.

Steve didn’t read that night. He had been ordered to avoid the printed word. Nothing could be more painful for a man who has led book discussions for years and who devours the Times crossword puzzle every Sunday.

Steve’s body has been unusually resilient over his seventy-six years. Doctors say it may heal itself again. There’s nothing to do now but to wait, and to see.fingerprint4-only-final-40px

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Dog On A Subway

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Last Saturday On The G Train; 11:47 a.m.

It had been a long week for these riders photographed near Brooklyn’s Clinton–Washington Station. A cabbie reported that world leaders came to the UN bringing nothing but traffic jams and headaches with them. The Big Dogs barked, he said, and then they left.
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Harry’s Chevrolet

pat-1954-chevy-harry-kemper-crop-600pxHarry drove his car around back, pulled it into the garage, hung his keys on the hook in the kitchen and died.

He was missed of course.

The garage shared an interior wall with the basement so Harry’s car stayed warm and dry during those years after his death. His wife Nellie didn’t drive but her son-in-law regularly started the Chevrolet to make sure it didn’t seize up.

Nellie dreaded the idea of selling the keepsake. She once started to write a classified but “sturdy bumpers” and “chrome push buttons” was as far as she got.

She and a neighbor across the street had both married railroad men and they liked to do their ironing together. The woman had a son back from the service, going to trade school. He carried his tools and supplies as he changed buses to get across town. It ate up hours every day.

The woman told Nellie she had bought him a car at a bargain price and hoped it would last a while.

“I wish you had told me.” Nellie said. “Harry’s car’s still sitting in the garage. There’s almost no miles on it. Your son can have it for whatever he can get for that other car.”

The kid referred to it as his “Chevy” which stood for Chevrolet which stood for everything good in postwar America.

He forgot to set the hand brake one night and it careened through a neighbor’s yard taking a row of shrubs with it. It was an embarrassing pimply-faced mistake Harry never would have made.

A hit-and-run driver slammed into its passenger side during the first winter after he moved away. When he came home to visit he parked a used sports car in the driveway.

He walked over to tell Nellie the insurance company had totaled Harry’s car because it was thirteen years old. He certainly liked driving it, he said.

“Did it ever burn oil on you?” Nellie asked. “Harry bragged that Chevy never burned oil.”

“No, ma’am, it never did.” he said. He was lying of course.fingerprint4-only-final-40px

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Black and White World

julia-and-photo-album-composite2-crop2-600pxThe photographs helped her make sense of the world she was born into — up to a point.Even when she was very young, the girl liked to spend time with the photos her mother kept. They were organized chronologically in albums.

It made the child feel safe knowing there were people in her life. Most of them smiled for the camera except for a few from the Midwest who hide their teeth. There were several pages showing people holding a newborn she didn’t recognize. You know who it was.

The girl could see that faces changed as people got older, a surprising number of them looked better. She came to realize that there was life before she was born but it hadn’t occurred to her that life would continue when she was gone. That would come later.

The albums were brought out when friends and relatives came to visit. The girl would listen to the who, what, when, where and how. She took exception if someone got something wrong.

The photographs helped the girl make sense of the world she was born into — up to a point.

One day when she and her father were sitting on the couch, going through a shoebox of black-and-white snapshots her grandmother had bequeathed them, the girl turned to him and asked what year it was when the world changed from black-and-white to color.

Were her grandparents were still alive when people stopped being gray? And was it a big deal? And did the kids get a day off from school to celebrate? fingerprint4-only-final-40px

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