Dick and Jane were given no choice.

They had to accept the assignment before being informed that Volodymyr Zelensky and Ukraine’s war effort would be the targets of their smear campaign.

Yes, they admired the courage of the totally hot, blond Ukrainians they saw on cable TV; however, they had a conspiracy business to get off the ground.

They’d made their bones working for the Putin-Trump tag-team, first denying interference in our elections and then later denying that their former boss had strong-armed the Ukrainian president.

”Putin claims Zelensky’s a Nazi,” Dick said.

“He’s a Jew!” Jane insisted.

“A Nazi AND a Jew!” Dick replied

“That’s beyond unbelievable!” Jane shot back.

“We’re not paid to make people believe,” Dick said. “We’re paid to make them doubt.”